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If you're reading this you've obviously found yourself here so, welcome. But... to reinforce the warning I whacked onto the home page, this site's content is likely to be beige to 99.9% of people. (And it's designed for an unusual audience of three). But, I believe it takes all sorts, so everyone's welcome here and maybe you'll find some value buried in its pages.